[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" *Totally haha*
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. *So many times... Just yesterday morning I was laughing to myself*
[X] You have run into a tree/bush/pole etc. *Yep... In front of my whole class in Year 5... And then got told off for doing it on 'purpose'!! D:
[ ] You have been called a blond.

so far: 4

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[X] You just sang them to make sure.. *Haha yep... I was just humming it and twirling my finger* XD
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit

so far: 9

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling. *Yes, I know - EEEWW!!*

so far: 12

[  ] You have fallen asleep in class.  
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[  ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. *I have a very quiet voice anyway*

so far: 14

[  ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. *Yep. I was crossing the road and it just flew into my mouth. I nearly choked! XD*
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. *Story of my life.*

so far: 18

[  ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things. *Yes. I am SO clumsy.*
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 22

[  ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[  ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. *My parent's go mad if I say either XD
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. *Depends what the number at the end is...*

Total: 24 *No, this one's fine*

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am --% Insane.....